Archive for September, 2006

30
Sep
06

First Amendment

We had the grand opening of the art gallery in the front of our new studio last night in Minneapolis. Off the chandeliers. Group art show, live music, B.Y.O.Shirt live screnprinting (sorry – no all-over print hoodies), and closed it off with a dance party. Hot shit.






28
Sep
06

elfin collection

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Induce introduced me to his boy who makes the coolest elfin costumes.
check out his site, and if you email him, tell him Abraham sent you….
eatin good,
shady dude
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28
Sep
06

Koalanichiwa.

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Drunk off koala blood and cavorting with lusty Australian beezies.
P.S. WHAT TIME IS IT THERE??

28
Sep
06

LLOYDSKI? WHO?….
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SON…IF YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW HANG IT UP. ITS A WRAP FOR YOU. CLOCK OUT. YOURE PUNCHING A BRICKWALL. YOURE LIKE CANADA TO ME RIGHT NOW. IM THE MAGNA CUM LAUDE OF THIS SHIT. WHEN I GROW MY HAIR LONG SO DOES AFRICA. DID I MENTION IM WAY BETTER THEN YOUR FAVORITE DJ? NIGGAS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS SON. PETE’S ALL LIKE, “WHY DONT YOU BLOG, YOU REALLY SHOULD BLOG, IT’D BE GREAT!?” NIGGA PETE, IM TOO BUSY MAKING BLACK PEOPLE LOOK GOOD, FEEDING MY KIDS AND PUTTING RIMS ON THE MIATA. FEEL ME? DONT EXPECT SPORTS TALK, HOODIES OR HOW I SPENT MY LONELY WEEKEND. FUCK THAT! THERES NOTHING BUT RAW FACTS HERE. FIRE TO KEEP YOU WARM ALL WINTER. THIS IS “LLOYDS CORNER” WHERE WHAT I THINK MATTERS MOST. IF SOMETHINGS IMPORTANT, ITS CUS I SAY SO. IF ITS NEWS WORTHY, ITS BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME. FOR NOW I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS. A SMALL PORTION OF WHATS TO COME. MY FIRST ENTRY IS CALLED. “THINGS I DID FIRST”
“THINGS I DID FIRST” BY LLOYD DICKY HARRIS
1. EVERYTHING YOU EVER THOUGHT OF…ONLY BETTER!
ALWAYS,
UNEMPLOYED LLOYD
PS. DID I MENTION IM WAY BETTER THEN YOUR FAVORITE DJ?
PPS. EVERY ENTRY IS GONNA HAVE A PICTURE OF ME ON IT…GET USED TO THE FACE.
PPPS. DEAL WITH IT!

27
Sep
06

MOUSTACHE-PAINTING

MIGHT PUT AWAY THE WOOD AND GIVE YOU THE MOUSTACHE.

Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Colin Farrell … and Screech? If an alleged new sex tape is any indication, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers from the classic sitcom “Saved By The Bell”) isn’t just a threesome-loving stud — he gets down and dirty (and we mean dirty) with his hoochies.
TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the “Dirty Sanchez.” TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech’s reps, who did not immediately return our calls.
Rush & Molloy report this morning that the tape is in the hands of Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered other such celeb-skin deals, and that Schmidt is shopping the digital video tape around to Hustler and Vivid Video, among other outlets.
It might not exactly be Oscar-caliber work, but Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, seems to be at least a little happy about the development for his client. “Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings,” says Paul, who says he hasn’t seen the tape.

26
Sep
06

d-styles

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Come out to the LA store this FRIDAY for a Vestax clinic by D-Styles and crew
(Mr Henshaw, Ruthless, Etronik – DMC 2006 US Supremacy champ). They will
be performing and demonstrating all the new Vestax gear. Plus we got tons of
giveaways (free Handytrax!) and one day specials on all Vestax equipment.
Turntable Lab Los Angeles
424 1/2 N. Fairfax Ave
323 782 3975

26
Sep
06

go mets pt. 3

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GET ON THE BANDWAGON.
please. maybe it will stop them losing all these meaningless games.
it’s starting to get depressing / worrying. I know they don’t matter
but shit….. not a good look for heading into the playoffs.
also, my fellow Mets geek Monk wanted me to share some older,
better Mets songs with the populance (84 joint is kinda hot):
1963 Meet The Mets
1984 Meet The Mets

UPDATE:
Shamed Mets fan Frogman wasn’t aware that this shirt is actually based on the shirts that the 86 Mets wore on the cover of their “Super Bowl Shuffle” -ish playoff rap “Let’s Get Metsmerized.” Monk sent me an image of the 12 last night, then CI informed us of the presence on the … but we haven’t been able to dig up an audio link or buy it on ebay (yet).
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