First Amendment

We had the grand opening of the art gallery in the front of our new studio last night in Minneapolis. Off the chandeliers. Group art show, live music, B.Y.O.Shirt live screnprinting (sorry – no all-over print hoodies), and closed it off with a dance party. Hot shit.

elfin collection

Induce introduced me to his boy who makes the coolest elfin costumes.
check out his site, and if you email him, tell him Abraham sent you….
eatin good,
shady dude

Koalanichiwa.

Drunk off koala blood and cavorting with lusty Australian beezies.
P.S. WHAT TIME IS IT THERE??

LLOYDSKI? WHO?….

SON…IF YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW HANG IT UP. ITS A WRAP FOR YOU. CLOCK OUT. YOURE PUNCHING A BRICKWALL. YOURE LIKE CANADA TO ME RIGHT NOW. IM THE MAGNA CUM LAUDE OF THIS SHIT. WHEN I GROW MY HAIR LONG SO DOES AFRICA. DID I MENTION IM WAY BETTER THEN YOUR FAVORITE DJ? NIGGAS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS SON. PETE’S ALL LIKE, “WHY DONT YOU BLOG, YOU REALLY SHOULD BLOG, IT’D BE GREAT!?” NIGGA PETE, IM TOO BUSY MAKING BLACK PEOPLE LOOK GOOD, FEEDING MY KIDS AND PUTTING RIMS ON THE MIATA. FEEL ME? DONT EXPECT SPORTS TALK, HOODIES OR HOW I SPENT MY LONELY WEEKEND. FUCK THAT! THERES NOTHING BUT RAW FACTS HERE. FIRE TO KEEP YOU WARM ALL WINTER. THIS IS “LLOYDS CORNER” WHERE WHAT I THINK MATTERS MOST. IF SOMETHINGS IMPORTANT, ITS CUS I SAY SO. IF ITS NEWS WORTHY, ITS BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME. FOR NOW I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS. A SMALL PORTION OF WHATS TO COME. MY FIRST ENTRY IS CALLED. “THINGS I DID FIRST”
“THINGS I DID FIRST” BY LLOYD DICKY HARRIS
1. EVERYTHING YOU EVER THOUGHT OF…ONLY BETTER!
ALWAYS,
UNEMPLOYED LLOYD
PS. DID I MENTION IM WAY BETTER THEN YOUR FAVORITE DJ?
PPS. EVERY ENTRY IS GONNA HAVE A PICTURE OF ME ON IT…GET USED TO THE FACE.
PPPS. DEAL WITH IT!

MOUSTACHE-PAINTING

MIGHT PUT AWAY THE WOOD AND GIVE YOU THE MOUSTACHE.

Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Colin Farrell … and Screech? If an alleged new sex tape is any indication, Dustin Diamond (aka Screech Powers from the classic sitcom “Saved By The Bell”) isn’t just a threesome-loving stud — he gets down and dirty (and we mean dirty) with his hoochies.
TMZ has learned that a tape involving Diamond – who recently proclaimed to the world that he was completely broke – has allegedly surfaced in which the former TV star cavorts with two unidentified women. And even more shocking is an act that Diamond engages in with the women which involves bodily excretions and moustache-painting, known in sexual vernacular as the “Dirty Sanchez.” TMZ learned of the allegation yesterday night, and called Screech’s reps, who did not immediately return our calls.
Rush & Molloy report this morning that the tape is in the hands of Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered other such celeb-skin deals, and that Schmidt is shopping the digital video tape around to Hustler and Vivid Video, among other outlets.
It might not exactly be Oscar-caliber work, but Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, seems to be at least a little happy about the development for his client. “Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings,” says Paul, who says he hasn’t seen the tape.

d-styles

Come out to the LA store this FRIDAY for a Vestax clinic by D-Styles and crew
(Mr Henshaw, Ruthless, Etronik – DMC 2006 US Supremacy champ). They will
be performing and demonstrating all the new Vestax gear. Plus we got tons of
giveaways (free Handytrax!) and one day specials on all Vestax equipment.
Turntable Lab Los Angeles
424 1/2 N. Fairfax Ave
323 782 3975

go mets pt. 3

GET ON THE BANDWAGON.
please. maybe it will stop them losing all these meaningless games.
it’s starting to get depressing / worrying. I know they don’t matter
but shit….. not a good look for heading into the playoffs.
also, my fellow Mets geek Monk wanted me to share some older,
better Mets songs with the populance (84 joint is kinda hot):
1963 Meet The Mets
1984 Meet The Mets

UPDATE:
Shamed Mets fan Frogman wasn’t aware that this shirt is actually based on the shirts that the 86 Mets wore on the cover of their “Super Bowl Shuffle” -ish playoff rap “Let’s Get Metsmerized.” Monk sent me an image of the 12 last night, then CI informed us of the presence on the … but we haven’t been able to dig up an audio link or buy it on ebay (yet).
No Mas blog

ayres n titties

next in the Money Studies mix series.
rough artwork…

madden

i think madden is beezlebub.
hide the children.

teeth

got this email from my brother this morning.
I think he’s 100% serious.
Heres some exciting news: I just had a couple teeth removed, didn’t follow the post surgery instructions, went into shock and just about bled to death! This is 2 days after so the swelling has gone down a bit; looked like I was in a car wreck the first day. Hurt like hell but I’m thrilled to be rid of these dam rotten things.
The best part is I just found a home kit on the internet for cloning & growing your own teeth. We’ll eventually remove all my teeth, replacing them with new, fresh grown ones. They should be ready in 4 to 5 years according to the instructions. Its comforting to know modern medicine will now reward countless years of dental neglect with brand new teeth instead of intrusive fillings. Thanks sceince! No more time wasted with old fashioned brushing & flossing. Can’t wait to watch the new teeth grow. I just need an embreyo and couple other things I have to order from Germany and I can get started. Anyways, I’m recovering just fine.

SHIPSET ALUMNI

The Alumni starts here. The Prince Lloydski himself “turned Pro,” last summer.
Yeah, Boyee!!!! That’s what’s up!

P-Gorgeous has moved onto much bigger and better things after
slaving at the Lab FOREVER!!!!
And we have NO need to show you what mischief Mr. Michna has been up to as of lately….
.’Nuff said for now, Bitches! See Y’all on the flip.

mets

that song rules.

Mets Anthem

Caught this song in a cab last night. Mets are definitely going all the way.

you tube

this might be the craziest youtube video i’ve ever seen.
from lords of apathy

water

Public use of public water. Enjoy your weekend.

shout to shipset.
shout to cormac mcCarthy.
shout to kay slay, who was eating a roastbeef sandwich on the air tonight, with some chips and some little can sodas. who’s realer? same airhorns, same “the drama king is in the building” drop…same shouts to those locked up. same exclusive papoose. he just does what he does. it’s kind of pure and determined. almost real radio. talking about who’s in his “top 8” on myspace. totally lost me.
if rave comes back, Sizzy’s got what you need. Jemz is on it too, i can feeeeel it. Xanny!!!!!
Ro, do me a favor and burn some new shit for me. don’t tell pete.