Archive for September 6th, 2006

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Sep
06

This past weekend was beyond mediocre.
I missed Spank, oh well. I was keeping it real digging at The Thing.
The Rub was kind of fun in an un-intentional way. Watching dudes try to be tough was probably the highlight along with Sizzle and Lloydski getting destroyed. I did actually dance with girls, too bad it wasn’t Queen Majesty though. Jemz was great. I guess I missed Pete and his homeboys but I did see plenty of Lab nerds there tough.
The Blog has been pretty funny lately for the most part. The Roc, hilarious, Pete, hilarious… everyone else step your game up. SERIOUSLY. Where’d Woody and P Gorgeous go? Boy-Genius has potential.
And Wildstyle, I went to FSU for grad school. It sucked for the two whole years, well sort of. Anyways, the school is full of anorexic girls, like the ones pictured who will give sexual favors for coke. They are the future pro-creators of this country. It’s funny and sad cause it’s true.
Vay-kay in Florida next week. Woo-hoo

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06
Sep
06

SexyBack

I apologize to my legion of fans, I’ve been gone for too long. It’s time to bring sexy back….
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1) Shameless, aka Boy Genius-Style, shot of Eva Longoria (just now, a million pant zippers have been pulled down worldwide…. nice).
2) Is it Monday Yet? Tarantula Taylor and the Redskins takin the ‘chip this year (just now, a million zippers in the D.C. beltway area have been pulled down…. very nice).
3) Classic. Boy Genius aka the Korean ‘Landon from the Real World’, black’d out, makes a party appearance by pulling down the jeans, exposing ‘Korean Snake’. Rub your titties if you love Boy Genius…
4) Now that my ‘thought-to-have-been-homosexual’ brother is engaged, I now have extra family. Don’t talk about my sister, or else….

06
Sep
06

Football and Tang? are you fucking joking? Proof positive that the Lab owners hang out with the biggest losers ever……. Smart thinking guys give your jerk off friend a blog account so he can tell us about Football, Nasdaq and the skyrocketing intrest rates………………. Who thinks girls like those look good? Looking at those herpies infested gang bang loving football whores made me wanna vomit…..
Think about this every time you buy a record from turntable lab, its run by fucking frat boys…… You are buying shit that frat boys tell you is cool…..

06
Sep
06

RIP Croc Hunter

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R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter

06
Sep
06

Its that time of year

Whether you like football or not, it is officially upon us. The college football season started this past weekend and the NFL kicks off this Thursday (for those who care, Fins vs. Steelshow). You can be a fan of the game or not, but i think we can universally agree that its not necessariliy who’s on the field, but rather who’s off….
Now i’m kind of new to all this myspace, friendster shite…but one site that has left a mark — Facebook! Now your probably asking, WTF does this have to do w/ football. Well apparently at FSU (this hasn’t been comfirmed) one particular piece of tang is actually paid by someone to sit in the stands and basically make every dude in the stands, or those of us watching on the tube, to ruin their pants. I present to you, Jenn Sterger
Some of you may have seen it, some of u may not…the point is – its football and tang, can life really get any better than that?