Archive for August, 2006

31
Aug
06

fantasy football?

Hey I just felt like I needed to say this for all my people out there…
1. Watching TV is for losers, Getting hyped to watch a TV series could be the gayest thing ever, who could think that Prision Break, or lost was worth 55 minn of your life? I mean really?
2. WHAT THE FUCK IS FANTASY FOOTBALL? If your like me youve been asking yourself this for years. I mean really what the fuck is fantasy football? I think Its like some complicated way for total losers to spend their time during the fall……. “Hey your life sucks cock and you have some shithole office job so here play this bullshit game that is essentally D&D for jocks instead of killing yourself….”
3. Baseball caps are for children……………. If your over 25 you should not wear a baseball cap you look like a jerk off…….

30
Aug
06

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no offense to Lemon or 2600, but Flavor of Love is killing it right now
not to mention that it’s real.
here’s a little breakdown of the season if you haven’t been watching:
1) white girl gets beatdown on the first day, totally shook.
2) a white girl gets caught lying and is exposed as a porn star
3) big black girl hershey squirts on the stairs
4) we are introduced to one of the most bizarre whigga-chicks ever, she speaks in the worst ebonics-lite I’ve ever heard.
5) flav gets a bj by a this chick that talks like Mike Tyson while sleeping with another girl.
speaking of the Wire, people are already calling the new season, the best TV series season ever (Band of Brothers supposedly holds the current title).

30
Aug
06

Swejjin.

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No disrespect to 2600, but I gotta take issue with his declaration. Al Swearengen is the motherfucking BOSS, and Deadwood is easily the best show running right now… except the season just ended. But not to fear: The Wire starts up again on Sunday, and HBO will maintain its stranglehold on all television everywhere.
Oh yeah, and Lost is back in October:
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30
Aug
06

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“She thought she would let the dog ‘have a try’….

30
Aug
06

tevez

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slowly growing rumor going around is that Carlos Tevez might join Arsenal. that would be incredible, Tevez and Henry in the same attack? that might be one of the finest examples of the beautiful-ugly, ever. for those who don’t about this Argentine, he’s an incredible player who did the unthinkable by winning over the rival Brasilians while playing for the Corinthians. according to my Argentine friend Belizan, before the World Cup, Brasilians were actually considering supporting the Argentinian team, just because of Tevez. he plays hard and fast as hell and his face looks like a post-reconstructive surgery (using some monkey parts) after a knife fight (him and Ribery prolly 2 ugliest mugs in futbol). hope this happens, I know Roctakon is holding his breath.
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speaking of soccer… seen this shirt? we gots it. link

29
Aug
06

Sky high

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Ah man… So true.

29
Aug
06

music nerds

I was looking around for gear reviews the other day and came accross this site. Pretty informative and way less serious than most of these types of sites… then I checked the front page and they had all these awesome youtube links and crazy gear head / music nerdery going on… which I was just gonna steal and post on the blog as my own “finds.” But they’ve got too much shit. Every single post is a nugget of wtf hilarious, informative, or just fucking cool. Here’s a sampling of things you’ll find:
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yes, that’s Pong on an mpc-1000! with links to the “Japanese Jenius” hacker crew’s new OS
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some crazy German guy trying to make surround sound clothes (this is the Audio Peacock)

…and insane soundwave-controlled rice bug outs (you probably wanna turn the sound real low for this).