06
Nov
06

WPABTTLMS

Some of the recluse lab staff in Brooklyn have requested I blog what people are buying as of late at the Lab Manhattan Store.
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People want the SOV. I heard Lady Sov is a carpet licker. Well I don’t know if she planned this, but she is a genius because the gay community BUYS RECORDS. They SUPPORT ARTISTS. So dude comes in and gets the 7″s the 12″s the CDs and the 2XLPs. Respect! Then I leave work and see a girl wearing an SOV mask.
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These are like a BJ for your ears. You should already own a pair. They’ll make you go back and re-listen to all your favorite records.
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Bogman scored some mega rare stuff from Whatever We Want Records. Sometimes you can find hidden jems in the Manhattan store. People still think we have a secret stash of Mike Tyson stickers. Those things go on ebay for like… (if you check ebay you’re a loser)
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A lot of people making beats. They need drum sounds. People, we have so many funk and break records with mad drums as well as sample cds.
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Do you ever have girls come over to the crib? They’re probably not interested in your DMC videos, so do yourself a favor. Bet she’ll say “I love Coachella”
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A lot of people asking about hard drives. My friend said they should sell these in pairs. One to back your shit up, and another to move forward.

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