Archive for October 24th, 2006


YES. There and plenty of reasons why I shouldn’t have an intern. TRUE. But whatever, I’m still rolling with it. What’s the difference if I ship out records at Turntable Lab or not? I have MEDIORCRE DJing gigs in the CITY. I’m in talks right now about my first big hotel/bar gig right now like other past Lab employees. WHATEVER THIS IS THE BASIS OF WHY I NEED AN INTER. If Roxy Cottontail can have interns so can I. FUCK. Just deal and quit jumping in on my intern jokes right now.



We all know I couldent let pitts ask for an intern with out speaking my peace….. What the fuck does this pale ass Powder Looking Mother Fucker Need an intern for? Pitts I like you, but your making it real tough……
Dosent one have to graduate from working at turntable lab to actually making a living in their creative edeviors to warrent interns? To have an intern to carry your records don’t you have to have some actual gigs? Serato is for losers? NO, Serato is for working djs, dumb ass…. Not office job having wanna bees…….
Real NYC experience? I feel like lab employees don’t earn enough to live in NYC proper…… So maby is should say real amature brooklyn experience……..
I have a lot of ideas? get the fuck out of here……..
This is what’s the fucking deal,
Im putting my shit out there,
I will double pitts pay,
20 bucks a day,
I Wont make you put shit on e-bay (cause I dont need scraps like that, e bay is for broke dudes)
Wont make you carry records cause records are a wrap, unless you a house dj….
and will get you into clubs where there are actual females not just other dudes looking for someone to talk about records with…..
You can jot down my idea for me too…. ideas like…… “hey intern lets go eat 200 dollars woth of sushi and i’ll pay for it, then well hit the streets and i will pick up some college bitches or dudes for you to have sex with”
I’ll get you corse credit too, in the class called makin money, and trappin snapper…..
Oh yea, and I wish I could go months without posting, and then post somthing so brilliant like jems….. JESUS that rules….. NAVARO WOW!!!! I just got back from LA, “wifey time” and yea it rules there……


Pac Ass

I mean, I like video games as much as the next guy, but wow…


Friendly fire.

Can’t believe someone had the ballz to admit to listening to the new Sean Lennon album. It’s probably a lot more common in LA than here… and by “here,” I mean the Turntable Lab office, where I keep my headphones low to mask my secret shameful daily listenings. (I’m scared to look in iTunes and see how many times I’ve played Bow Wow & Omarion – “Let Me Hold You.”) Anyway, yeah, this album is pretty cool… not as good as Into The Sun and it kinda falls off after the first half, but as faux Elliott Smith albums by sons of Beatles go, it’s basically #1. Is he still plugging ol’ girl from Cibo Matto? Shuuuugaaaa waaaataaaaaaahhhh….



Westside Report
Why even post anything? It’s pointless. Nowadays I just sit around my house, smoking purple trees, drinking purple drank, listening to Sean Lennon’s new CD, waiting for Ski and Roc-A-Nigga to drop jewels on me. What can I say…
Than all of a sudden this lands in my inbox tonight…
The other side of the flyer says “appearance and dj set by david navarro.”
L.A., still running the world!


lloydS Corner dot com!

Lloyds Corner 6 or 7 ??????
I wasnt sure what to think after giving out my email address. i was for sure every dj in the world was gonna shit on me but in fact the total opposite happened. i got responces from all over. good job ,keep up the good work, your’s is the most influential blog ive read in a long time ect ect…. i shit you not. i got responces from everywhere…the united kingdom, japan, brazil, argentina, russia, norway and even florida. im mean seriously, why would anyone want to beat me up? thats like the dumbest shit ive ever heard. ive fucking donated a kidney….what have you done?
thats why im dedicating this to the couple people who made oct 22nd a great day for me.
shout out to Oprah for realy touching on the issues today. Shout out to Turntable lab LA. Shout outs to Jerry at the W hotel (Happy Birthday) You’s a true nigga! Neil nice for bringing the skank. Shout outs to Blu Jemz. “Bring the Heat Tour” coming soon. shout out to Mick( Jagger) and Leo(Dicaprio) for showing a nigga a good time tonight at the double seven. drinks on me next time.
shout out to everyone at APT tonight, Akalepse for having great hair, Lindsey for your perfect skin, Geology for staying up on your oils and Myles for being dreamy.
Oh, and my girl Camille for being the prettiest person i know. no really, i mean it when i say youre like a side of “Sexy Back Ribs”.
and an old pic..for you and you and you… from 2002 to be exact
always and forever,