In no particular order, my heroes in this cold, cold world:
4. Whoever came up with this site
5. Phil Spector for the 00s, sans gun-wielding
6. Thankfully, dude is dorkier than me
7. He is superior, Constructicons inferior.
8. Have you seen this record cover? Dude is all “I’m fucking crazy so get in line to suck my junk!”
9. “You got the memory of a fuckin’ fly!
10. And of course, the second-richest duck in Duckberg